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>:) My dad left his account open like the dumbass he is, well actually he always does... But he pissed me off by going on my facebook account and posting shit. He accused me of being a lesbien with Iona (who i have been friends with for nine years). He is a total homophobe... well so he tries to make it seem. We all know he's gay and just trying to cover it up. OH and to really piss him off I just want you to know that I have been brought up through his crap, and I remember when he first found "the square on Mars", he told me something about how he didnt exactly find it, some other guy did and didnt care cause he was looking for something els. Im not exactly sure, but something like that. So basicly my dad is gay, and a liar <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/muaha.gif" alt="Muaha" title="muaha" /> True story!
Lol!

Maybe her lesson is learned???
Maybe not.
She can't retract.
Can't Redact.
Was caught parenttally in the act of being an internet idiot in the wee hours of the morning when she was a guest at other's residence...


This is appearantly my Payback???
Heh!
Paybacks a byatch!!! too funny!!!
Damn!Hell hath no fury like when a 14 year old tweenie acts like a meanie.

Me and her Mother laughed all day as we uncovered what she did while I accidently left myself online and didn't log-out.

I love my daughter(but pity her future boyfriend(s)) ...Poor dudes,lol! Rotatingheart
In the year 2001 and in the intervening years till now=2010
What she possibly misconstrued was Dr.Mark Carlotto co-discovering the square.
And my disgruntlement that I suspected he was @ Anomalies network while Keith and RCH were going through the IR scandal when I did indeed discover this odd right-angled enigma.



Lesson learned??? Rofl
She's savvy and rather vicious I have just learned.

To teach me alesson in security/privacy and meddling in my daughters affairs...my wife copped out through a plea bargain that she aided and abbetted my daughter. :uni:The Ladies of the house in collusion

But then...is it really?My wife thinx itz fair game.

How does one punish an internet expert? Child???
I bet she knows all my passwords. Muaha

She has a razor sharp wit.
and my wife alerted me to this post.
I'm so gay I'm a lez. Lmao

Damn!
Again Nonono


Too funny.
Hmm2
That was an image my li'l lassie conjoured up...'the lepprachaun' and my wife thought it so apt as to supply the 'magically deliscious tagline.
Sorry for leaving this portal open to the mere angst of a budding adult.

She really has ...in her own words.
Been 'Raised on this 'shit'
As well as raised on the options of alternate history.

I am painfully aware that my young whipper-snapper doesn't care for online parental oversight.

My solution is she join this forum if she wishes to act in an adult manner.

She wouldn't dare at the moment by shyness or disengaged paternal rejection.
.../ even though I know you would all bid her welcome.

Hannah is a Force of nature.
I spawned her but have less than control.
She's Ancient...from the day I laid eyes on her.
Quote:My dad left his account open like the dumbass he is, well actually he always does... But

"...well actually he always does..."

Of course I did...(level of trust) Wub
And betrayal is not as bad as openly teeny bopperism. Naughty
I thought you might be drunk and telling us YOUR dad is gay...

in the funny way...

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(ps-she sounds like she might have what my 15 year old has)
Quote:She really has ...in her own words.
Been 'Raised on this 'shit'
As well as raised on the options of alternate history.
My kid also. She says she doesn't want to hear about it, not because it isn't true, but because she wants to grow up gloom-&-doom free. She'll think about it later, like Scarlett O'Hara.


P.S. I've never used automatic log in on any forum in case she decides to do some 'creative writing' in my name.
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You might want to tell her that I am not pleased, and that what she did was most inappropriate.

But hey, she's your daughter, if it doesn't piss you- then off no offense taken.

Remind her that this is not facebook, but a private forum that only we read,
her comments only went out to people that frequent here who happened to read this.

I have a Hannah myself, not much older,
and this sounds very much like something she'd do herself if say I'd thrown her boyfriend out, or ground her.
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I requested her to read your post Keith and suggested since she was so ummm...eloquent with words in her first opening post she might like to pen an apology on the keyboard but she turned beet-red blushing after reading it and ain't going there at the moment.

In a nutshell,She was using my login for its 'administrative status' to circumvent parental controls and now that trust is removed far from her.A shame really.
She had left herself logged into facebook and went to a sleepover and a whole wack of teenagers were up at 3am all yapping on facebook and I posted on her wall to get to bed---luv dad.
I didn't like the image-links being passed about by these teeny-boppers between themselves and posted my displeasure...sheeze!!! what a mistake.

From what I understand of facebook(I hate the place) you don't ever dare desicrate the sacred "WALL"
I found that out the hard way!!! Hmm2
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She isn't acting so smugly and I did apologise for scolding her on her own facebook page...
Nonono
She just went shopping with her Mom.
And Nope...she didn't get her allowance <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/muaha.gif" alt="Muaha" title="muaha" />


She's sorry but I don't think mature enough to publically apologise and just hopes it will all just go away.
but...the internet never forgets.
She realises now this ain't a game and one of us isn't the priveledged parent.
She acts so old sometimes,but this was immature.
Sorry everyone.
My bad for leaving the window open.
Happy 4th!
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oh, I see now..

You messed with the wailing wall!
You're lucky she didn't get you about 50 viruses and enroll your private email addies in all the porno spam sites.

I've had my daughters (five now mind you) post as me, log in as me, chat as me, order stuff online with my CC,
you name it.
I'm so glad they're mostly grown and on their own.
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Quote:oh, I see now..

You messed with the wailing wall!
You're lucky she didn't get you about 50 viruses and enroll your private email addies in all the porno spam sites.

I've had my daughters (five now mind you) post as me, log in as me, chat as me, order stuff online with my CC,
you name it.
I'm so glad they're mostly grown and on their own.
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Keith, 5 daughters is nuts. The most anyone has in my family is 3, and thats my uncle.
Lmao
I think you just described my idea of hell. All I can say is, good thing Vianova didn't catch that post or he would have verbally throttled her before she could look up from the keyboard...


My idea of hell right now is staying at home trying to work with two kids (6 and 11)in the house. I'm bracing myself for the tween and teen years...my daughter scares the hell out of me already...

Well, I guess the reality is, we are parents and that automatically makes us all gay.
Quote:I think you just described my idea of hell. All I can say is, good thing Vianova didn't catch that post or he would have verbally throttled her before she could look up from the keyboard...


My idea of hell right now is staying at home trying to work with two kids (6 and 11)in the house. I'm bracing myself for the tween and teen years...my daughter scares the hell out of me already...

Well, I guess the reality is, we are parents and that automatically makes us all gay.

oh so much worse-gay is like a compliment to me... <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/scream.gif" alt="Scream" title="scream" />

Luckily one of my son's teachers in 7th grade had just told me 'they lose their minds with the hormones'... about a week before my one and only confessed to me that 'he'd always hated me all of his life'... SUCKER PUNCHED!

I walked gingerly around it all for a few years-seems like the worst is over. I've read that around age 14 is the Saturn opposition in your child's chart/time and that's when they deal with every slight/abuse real or imagined that has befallen them due to your parenting. I heard this when my child was the sweetest sunniest little boy and tried my hardest not to give him too much to call me on. That aspect and the supercharged hormones can result in some very hurt feelings. Get used to 'I don't care' as a forever present phrase too.

FAIL! That's where knowing yourself comes in handy as a protective shield because it can get incredibly dramatic in the teen years. whew! two of them, let alone five of them on my back would be more than I could take.
My fear is that my son has a very difficult time talking - so he gives up sometimes and just says never mind - and we say that we always care what is on his mind (which is usually a non sequitor that doesn't make any sense - at least to us - but makes total sense to him - he has a through line going through his head non-stop).

My daughter is 6 - and already hormonal. Good thing my husband and I have a fairly stable temper - we are very even keeled - but we are both on the look-out for those moments when "it" comes - the hacked-in account, the staying up too late - doing who knows what...ugh! But trust is something that develops from both sides...I heard that once one goes through 8th grade you can get through practically anything...and I think that is true!
It's scary as hell to raise girls, but at least they can't go and knock up some girl.
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[quote author="Samurai Jane"]It's scary as hell to raise girls, but at least they can't go and knock up some girl.
:thwack:


I made my oldest babysit his younger brother as a form of birth control (they are 10 years apart)......
Scream
Im not a parent and amazingly enough, I never gave/give mine much trouble, never did any drugs, dont drink or smoke(never even tried anything), never bothered going out late much, I didnt even wanna drive until I had to at 18 when I got a job(only ever been in one accident, which wasnt even that bad) Never got into trouble with any girls either. People dont always see eye to eye, but I didnt do very much as it only ever hurt me. Only people I never really got along with and still dont are my two younger brothers, mostly got into trouble for doing stuff to each other, not for much else(at least me anyway).
Ya know, that sounds almost unbeleivable even to me and makes my life sound incredably boring. <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/rofl.gif" alt="Rofl" title="rofl" />
A household with 3 boys is anything but boring. One guy told me he borrowed a pan from the kitchen to use in a science experiment and after he retuned it, his mother never ever used that pan again.
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And then there are the little zookeepers who take home every small bird, reptile and amphibian they can catch.
Yep...the ZOO-KEEPER!!!


Hannah brought a wounded Squirrel she found on the way to school to the admins attention and like 'Santa-Claus' was crushed by reality of humane society/euthenasia.Then...A Near-dead month full of not-quite dead birds from the "Harmless" cute little kitty-cat that turned into a mother of other felines until we spayed her but the two Offspring from the 'litter' then went onward in time to litter our front and back doorsteps with feathers...(Where's the Body???) until the male child was neutered and the female was spayed.

Some girls are scared of creatures big and small...some girls think: Hmmm??? Garlic or pepper? Mmm.
Natural Cuisinartistic dirt-eaters I guess? Naughty Don't use others to make a point of nothingness...in a place you don't comprehend at your current level of maturity.


Luv Dad. Dunno Stars
Quote:I guess I'm a dummy?

We all are when it comes to parenting teens. It's funny considering we all had to go through being teens ourselves. Rofl
This might be my all time favorite thread.

I have 3 daughters.

nuff said.

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EA, you should tell your daughter that the thread is going well and everyone is now participating in it. Rofl
Quote:EA, you should tell your daughter that the thread is going well and everyone is now participating in it. Rofl

Damned

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The main thing is that if you think your father is gay
then you need to go to the nearest eugenics clinic
and get your genes mapped.
Wussies. I have 4 daughters and 3 sons. I do know the local Sheriff Deputy's name. I told my kids from an early age that I could see everything they do on the net, and then would pull up their net history to prove it. I told them their were multiple places the info was stored, so don't be trying to get cute because I would catch them. When one went porno sniffing and I was erasing all kinds of sex.com cookies and I confronted him, he said it was by accident. 14 times at the same site? hahahahaha. From then on, I was like some sort of computer magician and they never tried to do anything at home. Now that they are older, they know it was all bs, but they laugh and say "that's a good one dad, I'll remember that for my own kids."

I've never done Facebook. I won't do Facebook. They change their privacy policy on whims. They are the evil face of the web in my opinion. I hate Farmville. (my wife doesn't unfortunately)(they offered to fly her to San Fran for a Farmville review group for super Farmville players, gratis no less, yes, I hate Farmville, fucking waste of time Farmville)

Darn, people just can't keep up with me cuz I have no Facebook account. Wahh. I do have a cell phone, and I text. Damn, I'm almost current. I went to the store the other day and couldn't post it on my Facebook account, oh noes!!!!!
Quote:Wussies. I have 4 daughters and 3 sons. I do know the local Sheriff Deputy's name. I told my kids from an early age that I could see everything they do on the net, and then would pull up their net history to prove it. I told them their were multiple places the info was stored, so don't be trying to get cute because I would catch them. When one went porno sniffing and I was erasing all kinds of sex.com cookies and I confronted him, he said it was by accident. 14 times at the same site? hahahahaha. From then on, I was like some sort of computer magician and they never tried to do anything at home. Now that they are older, they know it was all bs, but they laugh and say "that's a good one dad, I'll remember that for my own kids."

I've never done Facebook. I won't do Facebook. They change their privacy policy on whims. They are the evil face of the web in my opinion. I hate Farmville. (my wife doesn't unfortunately)(they offered to fly her to San Fran for a Farmville review group for super Farmville players, gratis no less, yes, I hate Farmville, fucking waste of time Farmville)

Darn, people just can't keep up with me cuz I have no Facebook account. Wahh. I do have a cell phone, and I text. Damn, I'm almost current. I went to the store the other day and couldn't post it on my Facebook account, oh noes!!!!!


I keep up with my kid's friends and where they're at on facebook-pretty innocent teens still with all the classic love woes and fights going on... :) but I've for the most part given it up-can't take seeing how many people I know still being divided and thus conquered with the lying media, the Judao/Christian anti life regime of either side and the politics...

To the point where I am curious as to what's going on in those tax exempt government orgs posing as churches. There are too many parallel memes that are repeated by all the churchies. War is good, Obama is bad, soldiers are heroes and don't ever think for yourself. Or feel anything without a middleman and a tax exempt org. Very organized obviously. But very boring.

Lots of money to be made off the people is what I see. Our local theocracy has let go of all the maintenance and cleaning companies-their drones now clean all the buildings for the church on top of all the other free labor they provide to the degree that the hours could add up to another full time job. And they feel honored for the callings. Another rung up the ladder to the heavens that await them.
Quote:I've never done Facebook. I won't do Facebook. They change their privacy policy on whims. They are the evil face of the web in my opinion. I hate Farmville. (my wife doesn't unfortunately)(they offered to fly her to San Fran for a Farmville review group for super Farmville players, gratis no less, yes, I hate Farmville, fucking waste of time Farmville)

Darn, people just can't keep up with me cuz I have no Facebook account. Wahh. I do have a cell phone, and I text. Damn, I'm almost current. I went to the store the other day and couldn't post it on my Facebook account, oh noes!!!!!


Death to Facebook

loot, plunder, and burn Farmville.

and give me some dynamite so I can deal with that fake ass fish aquarium thingee.

I don't even text unless I absolutely have to.
if you want to talk to me, call me, because I more than likely won't text you back or even read what you sent.

I consider texting to be going backwards in a day when I can call you on my cell and not only hear you on it, but see you on it as well.


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I've never done Facebook. I won't do Facebook. They change their privacy policy on whims. They are the evil face of the web in my opinion. I hate Farmville. (my wife doesn't unfortunately)(they offered to fly her to San Fran for a Farmville review group for super Farmville players, gratis no less, yes, I hate Farmville, fucking waste of time Farmville)

Darn, people just can't keep up with me cuz I have no Facebook account. Wahh. I do have a cell phone, and I text. Damn, I'm almost current. I went to the store the other day and couldn't post it on my Facebook account, oh noes!!!!!


Death to Facebook

loot, plunder, and burn Farmville.

and give me some dynamite so I can deal with that fake ass fish aquarium thingee.

I don't even text unless I absolutely have to.
if you want to talk to me, call me, because I more than likely won't text you back or even read what you sent.

I consider texting to be going backwards in a day when I can call you on my cell and not only hear you on it, but see you on it as well.


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Thats the same way I feel, I would rather talk to the person then read a text message. My brothers like to text though because the phone company says its free while talking takes money. I have actually heard someone say however that they reserve phone calls for people they dont like, which doesnt actually make any sense because how is the other person supposed to know this?!
I call, I don't text. Never have.
I used to never write either. I call, and I keep that very short.

When I moved to Alaska I'd call the folks now and then, and Mom was always saying "Write us!"
When I informed them I'd bought a aircraft and was learning to fly, my Mom was beside herself and really insisted I write all the time.
"Something could happen to you in that plane and we'd never hear"

"Mom" I told her "If I'm killed flying that little plane, you're sure enough gonna hear about it before I get a chance to write and tell ya."
I hate facebook. I hate twitter. I only use facebook to promote my business which makes people hate me - that's ok, because I have old friends who use facebook to convert everyone to their version of churchianity - and I hate that they do that too. So I guess we're even. At least an old friend of mine came clean and flat out admitted that's what he's on facebook for - networking. Plain and simple. Me too. I have bills to pay.

I hate facebook mainly because there is no room for real discourse. How can people get a real connection going on (like we have here) when all it seems to be is a larger version of twitter - in which common comments are like "doing the dishes finally because I have been doing nothing but playing farmville for days and the roaches are building cabins on my kitchen counter." As if I really want to know the significance of my friends' inability to keep a sanitary house.

I hate my cellphone...its a necessary evil now with running around and kids and trying to get clients. But I think I purposefully lose it now and then...I hate farmville and I can't help but judge my friends who play on it all freaking day long - all I can think is, is this how you spend your days - stuck on farmville day in day out and not having a life? Then I remember just how much time I spend on forums...and shut the hell up.
Ok, I saw this description of Facebook once and thought this would be a good place to post it.

Quote:I think the data-mining-octopus cephalopod-visum-commentariorum-diurni (aka "Facebook") which was designed for making Ceasar Marcus Sugarmountain (aka Mark Zuckerberg) - the richest waster of other peoples time of the world - is, "Facebook" invites you to come as you are and to do what average citizens of the globe usually doing from the cradle until the coffin: filling blanks and forms all day long.

It is in fact a form-fillers and a blank-feeders paradise.

This is good for people who are feeling self-entertained by doing bureaucracy without reason as instrument for self-realization.

There is no need to be new born in FB.

You start there as ready-made-installation with an old name, once stamped into your passport without being asked, and with a ready-made biography, made by parents, teachers, relations and jobs. Everyone knows you and the advertising-industry is happy to know you too, as soon as possible.

In "Facebook" you start flat and then you have to stay flat. You can't start, nor change, nor enhance your life/mind/skills there. You cannot add an enhancement of yourself there (known as avatar which is an indian word for reasons, from Sanskrit language, meant as incarnation, representant or new life), because you have to be there in "Facebook" what you are by circumstances. (But as said: you can fill there blanks and forms in masses, to assure yourself and others, that this is what you can do - *yawn*)

There is no chance in "Facebook" to change your average life in a second, into a second one. The news which "Facebook" have available for you, are only that there are no news.

Hahaha :-)

A new user experience is not available on "Facebook". It is just a global mumbling-sphere, established to eat and spread your datas and to create consumer-profiles. If you do appear there as a Ferret or as a Dolphin you would be worthless for the industry and the money-machine would get massive hick-ups

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