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I thought about the two clowns and their tirades against each other,
and the only thing that came to mind was the guillotine.


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Coffee CNN enjoy a cuppa shut the fuck uppa  Food-smiley-010


3 CNN Staffers Resign Over Botched Russia Story...



Morning Joke Getz in on the act...  Arrow

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DohCoffee2Catchy Tune like a Starbucks Boycott

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Homeless shelters serve up STARBUCKS...


Nice Try.

Where's the beef? Holycowsmile   snowflake libtards???

Trump's Take:
Quote:"MAGA"


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Trump Steaks ain't Trump Stakes.

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Don't Gamble with a Casino Proprietor.

Winners Takesteakstake ALL.

Thereza Zucker borne every Minute.

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Improv Eyes.
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Stelter is a repulsive NYC News Jew.
CNN's list of male news personalities is pathetic.
The only male newscaster on CNN that I ever liked was Elliot Spitzer,
who they canned for no good reason.

Stelter with his CNN show Deniable Sources

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CNN then gave that bald black clown Van Jones his own show.

"The Messy Truth"

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Anderson Stupor, Gloria Phantasm Bolger, and Van Jones of CNN

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Don't Gamble with a Casino Proprietor.

Winners Takesteakstake ALL.

Thereza Zucker borne every Minute.


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(06-27-2017, 02:15 AM)EA Wrote: Coffee CNN enjoy an ice-cold cuppa shit the fuck uppa  Food-smiley-010


DohCoffee2 Catchy Tune like a Starbucks Boycott



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Starbucks said it took hygiene "extremely seriously."  Tp

Nice Try.


Where's the crap? [Image: holycowsmile.gif]   snowflake libturds???


Improv Eyes.

A BBC investigation found fecal bacteria in iced drinks from Starbucks and 2 other chains
[Image: alison-millington.jpg] It's hard to match the refreshing taste of an iced coffee on a hot summer day — but a new BBC investigation may make you think twice before you order a chilled drink.
The BBC's consumer-affairs "Watchdog" program found that samples of iced drinks from Starbucks and two other UK chains — Costa Coffee and Caffe Nero — contained "varying levels of the bacteria."
Along with the ice, researchers also studied the cleanliness of tables, trays, and high chairs at 30 of the coffee-chain branches.
Costa Coffee was the worst offender, with seven out of 10 samples "found to be contaminated with bacteria found in feces."
Starbucks and Caffe Nero also tested positive for "fecal coliforms" in three out of 10 samples.

Tony Lewis, the head of policy at the Chartered Institute of Environmental Health, said the levels found were "concerning." He said the types of bacteria identified were "the source of human disease," adding: "These should not be present at any level — never mind the significant numbers found."

The BBC reported that all three chains, some of the biggest in the UK, said they had "taken action," with Costa saying it had "updated its ice-handling guidelines" and was "introducing new ice equipment storage."

Both Starbucks and Caffe Nero told the BBC they were conducting their own investigations into the claims. Starbucks said it took hygiene "extremely seriously."
You can check out the "Watchdog" program on BBC1 on Wednesday at 8 p.m. BST.
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(06-27-2017, 03:41 AM)Vianova Wrote: CNN then gave that bald black clown Van Jones his own show.

"The Messy Truth"



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CNN'S VAN JONES CALLS RUSSIA INVESTIGATION A 'BIG NOTHINGBURGER'


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After yesterday's bombshell video showing a CNN producer saying that CNN's Russia coverage was driven by a search for ratings, James O'Keefe and Project Veritas are back with another video. This time it shows Van Jones, a professional leftist and former Obama administration official, calling the "Russia thing" a "big nothingburger."
Here, watch.

Project Veritas started its video with a clip of Jones saying the story was different because America was "under attack" by Russia. This undercover video seemingly proves the notion that what CNN personalities say on the air is agenda and narrative-driven, a point that CNN's Brian Stelter tried vigorously to deny in his daily email. Stelter called those who allege that the media pushes a narrative, not facts, "anti-journalism."
Stelter vigorously defended his compatriots, saying that his network doesn't push an agenda or propaganda but rather deals in facts. In addition to what Van Jones says above, The Daily Wire showed earlier on Wednesday how CNN used Elmo – yes, the lovable red monster from Sesame Street – to attack Donald Trump. In the video, Elmo, in a CNN Facebook live posted to CNN's YouTube channel, talks about meeting poor refugee children. That's not reporting; that's agenda driven propaganda.
Showing that the media is presenting biased coverage is important so that Americans can choose whom and what to trust. CNN should be learning that lesson.
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I fixed the image.  Doh
Improv in that case needed glasses when editing. 

Van Jones is a CNN cupcake, a Black Twinkie dipped in CNN news Jew chocolate, 
who almost always has Paul Begala there to save Van from the Truth Fairy Mess he creates,
when he rambles on making little sense.

CNN elevates sharp and smart sexy females to lofty positions called ... senior news correspondents,
and just cannot find a qualified male to even compare to them.

For instance, lately Jake Tapper has been sidelined,
and for good reason.
He comes unhinged.

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Compare Jake Crapper .... to Michelle Kosinski at the White House Correspondents dinner


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CNN has feeble male news boys.
For instance:
Manu Raju the CNN Narnian Talking Mole is the shortest man on TV news.
Here .... shorter than McCain.


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Once again the female selection at CNN ... puts the men to shame
Brooke Baldwin




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and the icing on the fake news cake


Anderson Stupor and Kathy Griffin ... spray tanning for CNN Clowntime

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Never invite a Yoda to a frog leg dinner.
Go ahead invite Yoda to a Frog leg dinner
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@ work relocating a client and encountered the MSM today.  

Itz funny,I was in an elevator with my helper and it stopped and let a tenant in on the 3rd flloor.

I don't usually say much to strangers in elevators but I looked at her as she was walking in...

I did a double-take once the elevator door had closed behind her and she stood beside me Holycowsmileas we all descended to mainfloor.

I smirked and nodded at my co-worker and he knew I was being mischeivous.

I said: Hi "Newslady"  she giggle-blushed slightly and said Hi back and thought the conversation would end there as most elevator interactions do Ninja  ...there was only moments before we reached ground floor.

I leaned toward my captive audience and gave her an intoned look and love-tapped her jokingly in the shoulder,heh!

I Said: "You aren't making any of that fake news, now are You???" as I jestered/gestured with a no-no finger... Naughty

I can't explain the look exactly except she had a wild-eyed moment gasp-smile whatever where reality bytes.

She kinda frazzled an : "I certainly hope I'm not."

Then she kind of light-heartly said: "I don't think I am anyway" lol!

I let her off the hook just as the elevator bing was sounding with this caveat.

I looked her dead in the eye and said: "Well thatz good news young lady,because We are watching you" and I chuckled and they chuckled and eye allowed her to exit first like a true gentleman.

"Have a great day" I said watching her walking out.

"you too guys" she said to us.

We kept watching her walk on for obvious reasons.............


She is a much prettier woman in real life without make-up on like she has on TV.

Jill Morgan

Jill recently joined the CBC Saskatchewan News team as host of the supper hour newscast.

Raised in Melfort, Saskatchewan, Jill Morgan graduated from the Northern Alberta Institute of Technology, Radio and Television Arts program, before beginning her broadcasting career as a photojournalist in Saskatchewan. Following a stint in Red Deer as an agriculture reporter, she returned to the province as weekend anchor and reporter for Global Regina. 
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Jill loves living in Regina and is actively involved in the community. Over the years she has participated in many community events including the CIBC Run for the Cure and the Credit Union Queen City Marathon.

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I played my part.
She just did a man on the street interview with a mover.
Except I was asking the questions.
And she was the captive audience.

Keeping the media TRUE in the True North Strong and Free.
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This one has been filtered in and out of CNN lately.
A cartoon hippopotamus with a short afro.
Symone Sanders is like a black female Brian Stelter with half a brain.

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She can yackity yack all night long and say little to nothing of any worth.

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a giant zucchini -- big and fat ---  might fit that deep throat ...

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Ain't no zucchini big enough, I need the whole watermelon"


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That mouth ... wow ... 

go in for a close up!

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Rofl

Symone Suck City Sanders -- even Van Jones avoids her Whip

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Tragically Hip-Hop
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Applause Biggrin Lol Lol Lol Biggrin Applause
Holy Noah's Ark save us from drowning in a flood of Leftist's Tears

One of the animals on-board was the Hungry Hungry Hippo-cry itz / Hypocrites






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NYT retracts claim that ‘17 US intelligence agencies’ verified Russian DNC email hack

Published time: 30 Jun, 2017 14:48 

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The New York Times has retracted its claim that all 17 US intelligence agencies agreed that Russia was behind the hack of Democratic emails in an effort to influence the 2016 election in favor of Republican candidate Donald Trump.
The Times issued a correction after repeating the claim in a story bearing the headline “Trump’s Deflections and Denials on Russia Frustrate Even His Allies” on June 25.
Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey




NYT issues a correction repudiating the "17 intelligence agencies" canard that continues to get endlessly repeated https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/25/us/politics/trumps-deflections-and-denials-on-russia-frustrate-even-his-allies.html?_r=0 …
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In the piece, NYT political correspondent Maggie Haberman wrote that Trump still refused to “to acknowledge a basic fact agreed upon by 17 American intelligence agencies that he now oversees: Russia orchestrated the attacks, and did it to help get him elected.”
A correction was added to the online version of the story Thursday, noting: “The assessment was made by four intelligence agencies – the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, the Central Intelligence Agency, the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the National Security Agency. The assessment was not approved by all 17 organizations in the American intelligence community."


  1. WikiLeaks‏Verified account @wikileaks




    NYTimes retracts its "17 intelligence agencies" canard which thousands of "journalists" have spread since Oct 2016 http://archive.is/BHEwu#selection-2313.0-2326.0 …
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  3.  WikiLeaks‏Verified account @wikileaks 21h21 hours ago

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    Even the correction is misleading by calling ODNI an intelligence agency. It is an oversight & policy body and does not collect information.
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    PANDAMONIUM‏ @MeGrimlock4 21h21 hours ago


    Yep !!!!!!
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    2.  RED__zip__DEVILS‏ @mjw3786 19h19 hours ago

  6. Replying to @wikileaks @JulianAssange
    Did you retract your "only 3 did" tweet since you're very concerned about accuracy?
    1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes






  7.  WikiLeaks‏Verified account @wikileaks 19h19 hours ago


    WikiLeaks Retweeted WikiLeaks
    No. The New York Times correction is still wrong. It is 3 not 4. ODNI is a an oversight body not an agency.
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    WikiLeaksVerified account @wikileaks
    Immediately former US DNI James Clapper, March 8, 2017 https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/861665148846657536 … https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/880521252892545025 …
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  8.  Tim Atkins‏ @modern_autist 16h16 hours ago


    Exactly. And soon after this testimony Hillary restated the "17 agencies" falsehood during her Wellesley commencement speech.
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  9.  Tim Atkins‏ @modern_autist 15h15 hours ago


    Podesta just restated the "17 agencies" on Fox Business today, after the retraction.
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    2.  David B Larter‏Verified account @DavidLarter 21h21 hours ago

  10. Replying to @wikileaks
    What's you point? To quote Hillary Clinton, what difference, at this point, does it make? Does it make Wikileaks less complicit?
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    2.  Greg G‏ @Gwg1955 21h21 hours ago

  11. Replying to @wikileaks @TrishaDishes
    And two of the four agencies listed testified that they DID NOT EXAMINE the DNC servers! Not ONE gubbmint agency has!
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  12.  #TrishTheDish‏ @TrishaDishes 20h20 hours ago


    NONE of our agencies examined those servers.
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  13.  Warren A. Jensen‏ @ppcWarrenJ 11h11 hours ago


    The question is do you really even need the servers? If yes then there's a problem if you don't need the servers fake news
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Critics were quick to label the Times ‘fake news’ while others took issue with the classification of the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (DNI), an oversight body, as an intelligence agency.

Along with the CIA, FBI, and NSA, the remaining US intelligence agencies include the Marine Corps, Coast Guard, Military Intelligence Corps, the Office of Naval Intelligence, and the Department of Energy.
The ‘17 agencies’ claim appears to have been first made by Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton during the third and final debate with Trump ahead of the election last year.

“We have 17 intelligence agencies, civilian and military, who have all concluded that these espionage attacks, these cyberattacks, come from the highest levels of the Kremlin, and they are designed to influence our election,” Clinton said in the October 19 debate. “I find that deeply disturbing.”
Clinton is said to have based her assertion on a joint statement issued by the Office of the DNI, the body overseeing all 17 agencies, and the Department of Homeland Security earlier that month.
“The US Intelligence Community (USIC) is confident that the Russian Government directed the recent compromises of emails from US persons and institutions, including from US political organizations,” the statement read.
Former DNI chief James Clapper testified before the Senate Judiciary subcommittee on May 8, saying that the “special intelligence community assessment” was produced by analysts “hand-picked” from the CIA, NSA, and FBI.
Meanwhile, Clinton repeated the claim again at a tech conference in California as recently as May 31.
“Read the declassified report by the intelligence community that came out in early January,” she said. “Seventeen agencies, all in agreement… they concluded with ‘high confidence’ that the Russians ran an extensive information war against my campaign.”
However, the report she cited outlines in the beginning that it is “an analytic assessment drafted and coordinated among The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), and The National Security Agency (NSA), which draws on intelligence information collected and disseminated by those three agencies.”


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We knew all the time
that the claim  ‘17 US intelligence agencies’
was full of shit .
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Go ahead invite Yoda to a Frog leg dinner
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Full of Shit like Starbucks.  Coffee2 Tp


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The Associated Press Naughty
CLARIFICATION: TRUMP-RUSSIA STORIES

WASHINGTON (AP) -- In stories published April 6, June 2, June 26 and June 29, The Associated Press reported that all 17 U.S. intelligence agencies have agreed that Russia tried to influence the 2016 election to benefit Donald Trump. That assessment was based on information collected by three agencies - the FBI, CIA and National Security Agency - and published by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, which represents all U.S. intelligence agencies. Not all 17 intelligence agencies were involved in reaching the assessment.

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ALL OUT WAR: MORNING JOE TEAM CALLS TRUMP ‘RACIST, SEXIST, PHYSICALLY DISGUSTING VULGAR PIG’
"He is a vulgar human being. He's vulgar to look at. He's disgusting"
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The war between the liberal media and President Trump was taken to a new level Friday as the fallout from the President’s tweets regarding MSNBC’s Morning Joe hosts continues to dominate headlines.

After Trump tweeted Thursday that Mika Brzezinski was ‘bleeding from a facelift’ the last time he saw her, and also called Joe Scarborough a ‘psycho’, the hosts didn’t hold back on their Friday morning show.



Scarborough called Trump a ‘racist’ and accused the President of ‘attacking women because he fears women’

“Unfortunately, we learned what we’ve always learned, and that is that he for some reason takes things so much more personally with women.” Scarborough said.

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“He’s so much more vicious with women,” the host continued, adding “I will insult him over the Muslim ban, or say that he’s a racist, I’ll say that he’s a racist with what he said about David Duke. All of these things throughout the year. And for some reason, he always goes after Mika.”

“And it’s always personal with Mika … He attacks women, because he fears women.” Scarborough exclaimed.

“He appears to have a fragile, impetuous, childlike ego that we’ve seen over and over again, especially with women. It’s like he can’t take it,” Brzezinski chimed in.

Scarborough also said that the hosts had been receiving texts and calls of concern.

“We had so many people saying ‘Hope you’re OK, hope you’re OK,’ had calls, and texts, and emails. We’re OK. The country’s not,” Scarborough said.

“It’s been fascinating, and frightening, and really sad for our country,” Brzezinski said. “I’m fine, my family brought me up really tough, this is absolutely nothing for me personally. But I am very concerned as to what this once again reveals about the President of the United States.”

“Everybody came in and showed me the tweets before she came upstairs, and I looked at them, and I was like, ‘This has to be a joke. The President of the United States, as bad as he’s been in the past, he really hasn’t gone over the cliff,'” Scarborough concluded.

Guest Donny Deutsch took the conversation into even more toxic territory, saying that he thinks Trump is “physically disgusting” and a “vulgar pig,” while BBC correspondent Katty Kay said Trump is “sexist and vicious.”

“He is a vulgar human being. He’s vulgar to look at. He’s disgusting in the way he behaves himself as the president.” Deutsch said on air.
He then went on to challenge Trump to a Fight, saying “I’ll meet you in the schoolyard”.

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[Image: coffee.gif] CNN enjoy a cuppa Cupp fuck uppa  [Image: food-smiley-010.gif] 


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Trump Says He Is 'Extremely Pleased' That 'Fake News' CNN Is Being Exposed

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SE Cupp (CNN: June 30, 2017)
Political commentators S.E. Cupp and Brian Stelter are suspicious of Joe Scarborough’s claims that Trump has been using the National Enquirer as a means of blackmail.
MSNBC’s Scarborough alleged Friday that Trump would call him and ask for positive coverage on “Morning Joe.” In exchange, Trump would kill negative stories about Scarborough that were set to run in the National Enquirer.
The White House spun a different version of events, claiming Scarborough was actually the one calling Trump and asking him to make the negative stories go away.
On CNN Friday, Cupp said there were several reasons she doubted Scarborough’s version of events.

“You’d imagine a seasoned broadcaster and former political official would record [phone calls with Trump],” Cupp opined. “If he didn’t, that’s a little odd to me.”
“I’m wondering also why he sat on it for so long,” she said.
Stelter seemed to agree with her assessment, stating, “I had the same questions for NBC.”
“This seems like a disturbing thing that was happening in April, why wouldn’t you tell your audience while it was happening?” he asked. “And there’s no comment from NBC.”
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If Scarborough has records of the phone calls as he claims, it might be considered odd not to release them at this point.
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(06-22-2017, 02:49 AM)Vianova Wrote: ...

I thought about the two clowns and their tirades against each other,
and the only thing that came to mind was the guillotine.


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yeah...  but one of 'em is paying ca$h for imrov skits!

(06-22-2017, 02:49 AM)Vianova Wrote: ...

I thought about the two clowns and their tirades against each other,
and the only thing that came to mind was the guillotine.


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yeah...  but one of 'em is paying ca$h for imrov skits!

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the .. before and after .. contest 


Quote:while BBC correspondent Katty Kay said Trump is “sexist and vicious.”

Katty Kay -- author

Quote:The Confidence Code has been a lot more research and work than Womenomics.


before and after .... spastic to plastic surgery

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kathy gifford
before and after

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spastic to pure plastic 

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Scream

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chelsea and ivanka

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Hmm2    Yak


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Naughty 

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my how history changes


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IT HAS BEGUN! THE BEST TRUMP V. CNN MEMES LilD
Internet piles on CNN for going after meme-maker
Infowars.com - JULY 5, 2017

 ImprovWars on InfoWars 


Quote:https://www.infowars.com/it-has-begun-be...cnn-memes/   Beer
Hillarious memes @ the link.

[Image: coffee.gif] CNN enjoy an ice-cold cuppa shit the fuck uppa  [Image: food-smiley-010.gif] 


[Image: doh.gif][Image: coffee2.gif] Catchy Tune like a Starbucks Boycott
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CNN said it took hygiene "extremely seriously."  [Image: tp.bmp] 

Nice Try.


Where's the crap? [Image: holycowsmile.gif]  Constipated Nonsense NetTwerps.
Internet piles on CNN for going after meme-maker  Gangup

Improv Eyes.
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#23
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CNN male nerds dominate their news casts.
They now have ...
John Berman
aka
Peewee Berman Whip
filling in for Anderson Stupor.

Peewee Berman of CNN

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Sure is a dead ringer for
Peewee Herman's secret brother.


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The eyes are a dead ringer giveaway Whip

Rofl

Peewee Berman was a feeble newscast sidekick for Kate Dutch Boy Bolduan of CNN.


Peewee Berman ... a CNN Champion
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CNN ...  lots of peewee males in their newscasting ranks.

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A Junior Executive gets in on the Act.

POLITICS
[Image: GettyImages-669449392-1-e1496757571477.jpg] WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 17: Donald Trump Jr. talks with reporters during the 139th Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House April 17, 2017 in Washington, DC. The White House said 21,000 people were expected to attend the annual tradition of rolling colored eggs down the White House lawn that was started by President Rutherford B. Hayes in 1878. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)
Don Jr. Posts Meme Of Trump Blowing Up CNN [VIDEO]

[Image: HassonHeadshot.jpg][/url]PETER HASSON
Associate Editor
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2:07 PM 07/08/2017

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President Trump’s oldest son, Donald Trump Jr., posted a video on Instagram on Saturday morning showing the president launching a rocket at the CNN logo.
WATCH:

The meme was first created by The Daily Caller’s chief video editor, Richard McGinniss, who posted it to Twitter on Friday.

WATCH:


A popular Instagram and Twitter account, Old Row Official, appears to have used the same video from McGinniss’ tweet. It was there that Don Jr. found the video and reposted it on Instagram. “It was sent to us through a follower submission and has no DC watermark so I can’t verify that,” an Old Row spokesperson told TheDC. “We would typically only credit the submitting party.”
Don Jr’s post is similar to the one his father posted last Sunday, which showed him body-slamming the CNN logo, much to the horror of journalists. (RELATED: Media Horrified After Trump Tweets Video Body-Slamming CNN)
WATCH:


Trump and CNN have had an often contentious relationship, as the network has been especially critical of the president. Trump has taken to calling the network “fake news” and “fraud news” and seemed to revel in the network’s credibility crisis following a botched story about one of his advisers that led to the resignations of two editors and a reporter. (RELATED: CNN’s Month-Long Nightmare)
Don Jr’s post will likely provoke a negative reaction among journalists, many of whom claimed that President Trump’s body-slam tweet was inciting violence against reporters. Don Jr. captioned his post on Saturday: “One of [the] best I’ve seen.”


http://dailycaller.com/2017/07/08/don-jr...cnn-video/
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(07-09-2017, 01:40 PM)EA Wrote: A Junior Executive gets in on the Act.

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What a manifest difference a post makes 4 days later in the Improvisphere!!!
Giveafuckmeter2ik

DC braces for long, hot summer...

[i]DAY 4: Media Swarm on Donald Jr. continues...


Senate panel asks to testify...
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http://www.drudgereport.com/


An American Badass gets in on the Act.




Kid Rock Confirms Senate Run: ‘Sick and Tired’ of Politicians’ ‘Bullsh*t’
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by JEROME HUDSON13 Jul 201727

Musician Kid Rock appeared to confirm his run for the U.S. Senate in his home state of Michigan Thursday with a fiery Facebook message in which he blasted the media for “once again” being “wrong” about his potential candidacy and took a shot at incumbent Sen. Debbie Stabenow.
Rock had hinted at a potential run for Senate on Wednesday with the launch of a campaign website, kidrockforsenate.com. But some media outlets speculated that the website was a publicity stunt, as the only links on the site were to an online merchandise store with Rock-branded apparel run by Warner Bros. Records.
“Once again the press is wrong,” Rock wrote in Facebook post Thursday. “First of all, I’ve got 15 days from my announcement to file paperwork with the FEC! Second, I’m not signed to Warner Bros!!! – which simple fact-checking would have revealed.”
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@KidRock
I have had a ton of emails and texts asking me if this website is real… http://kidrockforsenate.com  The answer is an absolute YES.
2:51 PM - 12 Jul 2017
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The 46-year-old rocker confirmed his bid to run for Senate and said he would release new music during his campaign, similar to how politicians release books during their own campaigns.
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Rock also addressed his would-be political opponent, longtime Senator Debbie Stabenow (D-MI), saying that while she plays politics, he will be “a voice for tax paying, hardworking AMERICANS.”

“Senator Stabenow and I do share a love of music, although probably not the same kind. I concede she is better at playing politics than I am so I’ll keep doing what I do best, which is being a voice for tax paying, hardworking AMERICANS and letting politicians like her know that We the People are sick and tired of their bullsh*t!” he wrote.

Rock — real name Robert James Ritchie — had been floated as a possible Senate candidate in Michigan during the state’s Republican Party convention in February. He has previously described his political views as “more libertarian,” but he supported Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign in 2012, and Donald Trump’s in 2016.
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http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2...-bullshit/  

 CNN enjoy an ice-cold cuppa shit the fuck uppa   


Catchy Tune like a Starbucks Boycott

No Shit Moment

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Yesterday, 03:11 pm


Drinking coffee reduces risk of death from all causes, study finds
 
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Drinking coffee could lead to a longer life, research says

 
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If Kid Rock sets up shop at the top of four seasons does that mean he's a real mcCoy?

If Kid is in... I'm not kiddin'! then  Arrow



Itz time to "Grab 'em by the pussy and make america cat scratch feverish too?

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Grab 'em by the pussy!
Ted Nugent, rock guitarist, weighing 2018 Senate run - Washington ...
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  funny stuff.
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#27
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It was amusing, but I would pass on his impending "album".
I saw on FOX News that CNN was running 93% Trump-Russia collusion propaganda,
as it's daily venue, and down to 14th in ratings.
They had a news video copy from CNN itself,of some Trump afficionado,
ripping Anderason Stupor a new a-hole with those statistics.

Meanwhile on CNN,
they have their veteran news pundit David Axelrod running his own hour long talk show.

Axelrod, 
who was in charge of maintaining the bumbling fumble-dummy Van Jones stupid comments,
now has his own show called:
The Axe Files  Horsepoop
 

Bore you to f-ing slow death eternal dragmosis of the same old shit shat nonsense.

It's David Axelrod and his CNN show: 
The Ex Lax Files
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Naughty
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#28
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The 46-year-old rocker confirmed his bid to run for Senate and said he would release new music during his campaign, similar to how politicians release books during their own campaigns.

“I have recently worked out a unique deal with BMG, Broken Bow, CAA and Live Nation to release music ON MY TERMS. Like politicians write books during their campaigns, I’m planning on putting out music during mine and IT ALL STARTS TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT,” Rock said, defiantly adding: “It’s not a hoax, it’s a strategy and marketing 101! No plans for an album or anything else that has been the usual norm in the music business OR politics…..and…..”

He's basically searching for a word to describe that he's winging it with improv like free-style rap was as new style is...


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    "a New York-based satirical magazine"
    • (of a person or their behavior) sarcastic, critical, and mocking another's weaknesses.
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Satire vs. Empire via drain the...quag·mire

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    "torrential rain turned the building site into a quagmire"
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well good for Kid Rock ... but then ... Hmm2 ... 

I pondered this a bit and got nowhere,
other than Kid Rock looks a little more like Uncle Reefer Rock these days Lol


Vote for Uncle Kid Rock  Rofl

needless to say, I am skeptical Whip

He is much better off making video's with hot babes outfitted with nifty gun power.
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Quote:[Image: doh.gif][Image: coffee2.gif]Catchy Tune like a Starbucks Boycott

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/0...shirt.html

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Thirty Three Hundred Starbucks employees get Fecal matter matters!
This shit writes itself.

Starbucks is shutting down all Teavana stores

Damian Dovarganes / AP


Due to their underperformance, Starbucks is shutting down all 379 Teavana stores in the U.S., which will impact 3,300 workers, the company announced on Thursday. Most locations will shut down by 2018.
"The company concluded that despite efforts to reverse the trend through creative merchandising and new store designs, the underperformance was likely to continue," Starbucks said in a press release.



A little improvised jazz...




This song was meant to give Alex Jones the Leftist Snowflake "Eye Roll" 
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Instead itza conspire role  Ninja  gone viral.

These memes are made of liberal tears.

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Quote:The West Wing  Arrow

What a manifest difference a post makes 4 days later in the 
Improvisphere!!!
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An American Badass gets in on the Act.
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Just wingin' it...

I wish Mooch was in office long enough to joke about 

Paul Ryan's Prievious [Image: Clay_Pigeon_poster.jpg]Pull Reince Priebus.

Three Birds with One Roger Stone.

Spicey Spicer wing night?  Beer

Kelley in command Ryan has no pull. new poll.
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#32
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It's a circus with clown dogs running in circles through a ring of fire.

Military is taking over because clown time is over.
Trump is the White House bobble head that dick slaps his everbody in the face.
Love it or leave it,
except you cannot dick slap Kelley.
Now Trump has to zip up and shut up or be told to shut up.  Applause
Get ready for war games with the North Korean wart hog.
... better have a good stash of weed that lasts too ...
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Quote:Get ready for war games with the North Korean wart hog.

... better have a good stash of weed that lasts too ...


this sicko sucko psycho patho fuck

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and this sicko sucko socio patho fuck


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disgusting wretches, I bet he sucks Rodman off every chance he gets Whip


words are cheap-n-easy

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Incoming missiles ... and they are still laughing ...

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who will laugh last ?   Hi


Monkey Balls Kim Jong Un ... attacking Guam ?

Rofl

We get to see how stupid he really is?
Maybe, but hopefully he isn't that stupid.



What would be interesting ... would be to see US military satellite surveillance,
of Chinese military making moves towards the N. Korean border.

Five days left for Monkey Balls threats to attack Guam.

Who is bluffing?

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only one way to shut the Monkey Balls Boogey Man up


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he needs to burn in hell

after he burns in North Korea

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