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The Official "Real" Hidden Mission FUCK YOU thread
#34
http://thebonafide.blogspot.com/2007/07/fuck-nasa.html

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Monday, July 2, 2007
Fuck NASA

NASA blows. All they’ve done since the moon landing is shoot humans up into space with no decipherable goal only to hope and prey they make it back alive.

It’s the same thing every time. The shuttle launches, hopefully the astronauts survive, they hang in space for a while, do a space walk, fix whatever problem the shuttle has developed since launching, do some bullshit at the space station (which does who knows what), re-enter the atmosphere (hopefully without dieing) and then they come back to earth. NASA doing nothing great since the 1969 moon landing is like having premarital sex, tying the knot and then getting to second base with your wife for the next 38 years.

NASA’s most famous moments since the moon landing have been the Challenger explosion in 1986, The Columbia re-entry explosion in 2003 and of course former astronaut Lisa Nowak, who in February 2007 may or may not have been wearing diapers when she drove 900 miles from Houston to Orlando and donned a disguise to confront a woman she believed was her rival for the affections of a space shuttle pilot. Talk about a losing streak. Imagine any other company fucking up that badly over and over – I don’t think their stock price would reflect their missteps kindly.

We can argue whether the war in Iraq is worth the money or whether we should be giving taxpayer dollars to faith-based initiatives, but there really is no argument for giving NASA another penny. They suck.

NASA apologists will say, “They represent man’s inherent nature to explore.” Come on – they go up and do the same shit all the time. One of the astronauts on the space station just ran a marathon up there. That shows A. they’ve got plenty of time on their hands and B. they’re just up there doing shit they could be doing down here. Get to Mars now or shut the whole operation down.

Other NASA jerks will say, “So many of their technologies become items we use every day.” That’s true, but I don’t give a shit. There are more than 30,000 items from smoke detectors and pace makers to bike helmets and bar codes that trickled down from NASA’s bloated inefficacy. All that stuff might be great, but wouldn’t we be better off just paying some scientists and inventors to come up with awesome discoveries without haphazardly firing shuttles into space and killing a bunch of people?

In 2007 NASA is exists because NASA exists. They don’t cure cancer, they don’t excite the masses and they sure as hell aren’t bringing back a return on their investment. For every great picture from Mars there’s a disastrous piece of foam and for every cool looking space walk there’s an astronaut wasting their time on the space station.

Maybe if we all just say, “Fuck NASA,” they’ll get their astronaut asses in gear and do something great. If not put all that shit on eBay and give me some of the leftover Tang.
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#35
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#36
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fuck swine flu.
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#37
F or U nlawful C arnal K nowledge
Y ou U nderstand O ath.

I will not blindfold you nor poke you in darkness as a lesson.
You will never have a cable-tow. Swordfight

Renounce.
Or I'll trounce. <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/reefer.gif" alt=":uni:" title="reefer" />
And replace gram,by miligram every bit of your Ounce.
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#38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbF2mgAalHQ
Donald Fuck Song

x rated
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#39
No... <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/naughty.gif" alt="Naughty" title="naughty" /> Wook.
You heard what I said.


Quote:F or U nlawful C arnal K nowledge
Y ou U nderstand O ath.

I will not blindfold you nor poke you in darkness as a lesson.
You will never have a cable-tow.
You are Not Tyled by the anomaly "AN" and the Spear in my hand is meant for you to witness.
To see it comming.


Wook...The Mason's are a dunn deal.
You took the WRONG OATH. You need ANU deal.
You took an Oath against your fellow man and will not be included in the Oath ANU...so fook you woo-k

Renounce.
Or I'll trounce.
And replace gram,by miligram every bit of your Ounce.
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#40
Quote:For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
You Understand Oath.

I will not blindfold you nor poke you in darkness as a lesson.
You will never have a cable-tow.
You are Not Tyled and the Spear in my hand is meant for you to witness.


Wook...The Mason's are dunn.
You took the WRONG OATH.
You took an Oath against your fellow man and will not be included in the Oath ANU...so fook you woo-k :uni:


why don't you continue to fuck up your life
Cheers
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#41
[quote author="EA"]No... Cheers
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#42
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#43
Just Checking.
Thanx Wook.

Hmm2 Right?

Not an attack...just a fuck you,and yer brethren too. Peace
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#44
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#45
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#50
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#51
Whatever...old school.
Not yer friend Nonono

Recipe:
How to Cook a wookie...

1. Bathe the unwashed bastard...in a boiling pot.
2. Peel that horrid stinking coat of fur off.
3. Roast the remainder like DeMolay.
4. Douse generously with Fine Wine.
5. Simmer for 3.33 minutes
6. Feed to the dog.


Just kidding wook... <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/muaha.gif" alt="Muaha" title="muaha" /> thanx for being a good sport.

I'll see your tiny little 'g' and raise you my "Big G"
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#52
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#53
Quote:1. Bathe the unwashed bastard...in a boiling pot.
2. Peel that horrid stinking coat of fur off.
3. Roast the remainder like DeMolay.
4. Douse generously with Fine Wine.
5. Simmer for 3.33 minutes
6. Feed to the dog.


so far in history
hasn't happen yet
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#54
Wow. :uni:

I'll take my <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/dunno.gif" alt="Dunno" title="dunno" /> meds ???
but you better :

Take Your OATH

and go FUCK yerself.
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#55
Egotistical Ass
or master baiter
Quote:F or U nlawful C arnal K nowledge
Y ou U nderstand O ath.

I will not blindfold you nor poke you in darkness as a lesson.
You will never have a cable-tow.
You are Not Tyled by the anomaly "AN" and the Spear in my hand is meant for you to witness.
To see it comming.


Wook...The Mason's are a dunn deal.
You took the WRONG OATH. You need ANU deal.
You took an Oath against your fellow man and will not be included in the Oath ANU...so fook you woo-k

Renounce.
Or I'll trounce.
And replace gram,by miligram every bit of your Ounce.

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#56
You took the bait. Nopity
I'm just a Mover...MY EGO is larger than mere freemasonry.
I'm gonna move you from that tiny lil' g

To the BIG G

But that only specifically applies to ---YOU--- wookie.
Not any other member. <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/rotatingheart.gif" alt="Rotatingheart" title="rotatingheart" />
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#57
bait
Rofl <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/rofl.gif" alt="Rofl" title="rofl" />
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#58
Thanx wook...that is all that was required of you. <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/worship.gif" alt="Worship" title="worship" />
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#60
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#61
Run...Run...as fast as you can... <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/whip.gif" alt="Whip" title="whip" />
Run Through the Gauntlet mister masonic man.

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#62
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That bird has a white-head...pop it like a Zit.

I see those funny little eagles all the time where I live...what's your point?
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#63
Quote:Run Through the Gauntlet mister masonic man.

you are a complete idiot
Smoke
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#64
Quote:what's your point?
you have no idea what you are talking about
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#65
Wook wins. <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/applause.gif" alt="Applause" title="applause" />
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#66
I never sheilded myself with an innocent baby and refuse any further strikes.

I raise my flag and surrender to the Mason who hides behind the newborns [Image: metis-flag1.gif]


Spare the Children.
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