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Next President of the United Fates of America
Rand Paul wins again, but political arithmetic not on his side

Quote:How do I know that Rand Paul just won another GOP presidential debate?
He was hardly mentioned in the post-debate coverage. That's how I know.

All this can best be explained by a stunning new metric that has sprung fully formed from my rather large forehead:
The Negative Rand Paul Quotient.
To determine the Negative Rand Paul Quotient, you scan the post-debate news coverage. Then tally up the many times talking heads said New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie came off as "strong," even though "strong" means shooting down Russian fighter jets over Syria and kick-starting World War III.

Take the number of times Paul was not mentioned and multiply by (Infinity +/- 1). Toss in some other stuff you don't really remember from Algebra II.
Never invite a Yoda to a frog leg dinner.
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RE: Next President of the United Fates of America - by Wook - 12-16-2015, 11:49 PM

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