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Clone Dictators of North Korea?

   North Korean dictator Kim Jong il's long awaited journey into the assuredly horrid fiery afterlife waiting for him is now a reality. Thoughts of him being roasted slowly yet eternally, hog tied on a spit while myriad minor demons rectally abuse him with pineapples dance merrily through the relieved heads of nearly all South Koreans, escaped North Koreans, and most the world's heads of state.

   However, while jubilating over this highly anticipated event, we should'nt be distracted into overlooking the fact that sometimes true evil doesn't die easily; it simply transcends and cheats both justice and death. There is evidence that in the case of Kim, the wily "Eternal Leader" of North Korea, this very scenario may have been happening for decades, and right under our very noses.

How it all Started

 Let's look at the 'Original' Kim. Kim il Sung is well known to have founded what North Korea is today. It is told that on the day he was born (to a virgin) a bright star rose above his birthplace and angels appeared spreading flowers and farting pixie dust. His reign of terror over the country almost began shortly before WWII, but was interrupted when the Japanese invaded Korea, at which time he ran far away as fast as his little legs could carry him to.. Russia. Little is known of his reign of terror while sitting the war out there other than that he was promptly forced to return back to Korea  as soon as it was over.

   Once settled into the northern section of the country he began professing communism and quickly set about establishing the world's most completely oppressive, militarized, neighbor attacking, leader worshiping, brainwashed, starving, streetlight-less and nuclear ambitious prison camp; North Korea. This he accomplished by brutally killing all intellectuals, village elders, civil servants and anyone civilian or military who disagreed with or even rolled their eyes at him via firing squad or putting them in work-till-you-die camps. He's also credited with being the first national leader to hold fully democratic elections in which there is only one party running, all citizens must vote, and a missed vote or one against the party means you get to die.

In short; all elections he won hands down by major landslides

  Enthused by success, he then decided to set himself up as their national god, built up an army and quickly invaded southern Korea, who frankly knew all about his doings up north and wanted nothing to do with him. It seems they just couldn't seem to accept Kim Il Sung as their personal savior no matter how hard he tried to kill them into believing in him, so he decided he'd just kill them all anyway. This entirely pissed off a fresh from WWII western world, tired of hearing about genocide much less communism and also gave renewed economic hope to the greedy boot bayonet bullet and band-aid makers who had been hurriedly starving to death since the end of the war. So the Korean war was thus brought into being by an act of the U.N. to oust kim from the south and the greed of a military industrial complex before it knew it really even had or was a complex to begin with. War it has been ever since

  Except for a minor yet very long lived cease fire between the opposing forces seperating North from South Korea, this particular war is actually ongoing still. Since that's a story unto itself, we'll just skip through past it and the following decades of cold war intrigues, cultural extermination, cross border guerrilla operations, tunnel infiltrations, assassinations, kidnappings, bombings and so forth to get to the part where old Kim dies.


 Upon his so-called death and entombment he was appointed “Eternal President”; This selection led us to suspect he's most probably not really quite dead yet, besides; we all know it would be nearly  impossible for anyone short of Jesus to lead anything from a tomb.The answer is quite simple; his body is safely interred under constant armed guard but he's apparently absent from it.

Bring in the Clones


  What was previously unknown is that while sheltering from fighting for his country in the former Soviet Union during WWII, Kim il Sung had secretly absconded with an experimental human cloning technology, one which the Russians themselves had shelved for the marked tendency to produce progressively worsening physically and intellectually defective specimens. What else now known is that from cumulative experience torturing and brainwashing various small animals, missionaries, diplomats, captured soldiers and his own people, Kim had also developed his own version of a specialized Nazi technique for inserting a foreign soul into another's body (after ridding it of the one it came with via torture). This technique works even better on clones, as they don't come with a soul to begin with. and since the clones he'd made from his own cells closely resembled him...  how could someone this diabolical resist eternal life?

Now we get to the facts of the matter

Return of the Clone Prince

  In a first for any communist nation, Kim il Sung established a hereditary dynasty by appointing his 'son' Kim Jong il to succeed him just shortly before his death. Other communist nations were in shock, as well they should have been; after all, isn't a dictatorial monarchic dynasty diametrically opposed to what communism's supposed to be all about in the first place?

   Kim il Sung and Kim Jong il have always looked strikingly- no, alarmingly- no.. EXACTLY  alike. Legend has it that Kim Jong il was also born of a virgin, that winter turned to spring on his birth,  and that he himself farts flowers and pixie dust. Nevertheless, no one really knows his origins for certain. At the death of Kim il Sung, this entirely new look alike 'son' Kim Jong il took over as supreme power in North Korea, killed all the heads of government and leaders his 'father' appoimted, had himself democratically elected in a one party vote-or-you-die election, and as chance would have it - continued doing exactly the same things as his predecessor without so much as a skip in stride.my buddy!

  History in an undeviating progression shows North Korea under both these 'Kims' pursuing these same tyrannical behaviors of oppression, militarization, terrorism, neighbor attacking, leader worshiping, brainwashing, starving of his own people, not installing street lights and testing nuclear weapons within his tiny country, which still happens to remain the world’s largest fortified prison camp. Worse yet, he became friends with Dennis Rodman.

  Over many decades now we've seen both the policies and faces of North Korea's leader go unchanged from inception by the original 'Kim1' through the second 'Kim2', leading to the inescapable conclusion that they were in fact one and the same. Kim il Sung seems to have taken to being a totalitarian dictator worshiped as god so much that he decided he'd never die, so he didn't, he just jumped into the cloned body double raised as his son, became Kim Jong il - and kept on truckin.

'But what of the future?' we may ask now that Kim Jong il is supposedly a permanently emplaced fixture at the great flaming gulag in the underworld?

Re-Return of the Clone Prince

   As the health of Kim Jong il deteriorated over the years and hope rose in the rest of the world that this anachronistic tyrant would soon die off- we were once again sobered into reality when we met his 'replacement'

  Meet his 'son' Kim Jong un, once again allegedly born to a virgin, and in addition to stars rising and winter changing magically to spring on his birth as well as the newfound hereditary ability of farting flowery pixie dust, sunshine in North Korea now only occurs when it leaks from his glorious sphincter (that is when lightning isn't coming out of it to consume his enemies). Nothing much is actually known about his true origins as well, but I suppose we already get the picture.

  This development more than lets us, the North Korean Clone Dictator aware, know that the soul transfer from 'Kim2' to younger 'Kim3' has indeed already taken place. This more than likely happened shortly after Kim Jong il suffered a major stroke before his reputed death, giving a ready excuse and excellent cover story for the final transfer to the new 'Kim3' body of the eternal leader's spirit while the body of Kim Jong il was yet alive. To those in the know, this misdirection was absolutely transparent, there was no soul in the vegetative body of Kim Jong il when it passed away.

Once again Kim defies death and keeps on keeping on!

  Kim Jong un seems to have wasted little time in stepping directly into his 'fathers' shoes, killing all the heads of government and leaders his father appointed, then having himself democratically elected in a one party vote-or-you-die landslide election. Initiating yet another North Korean threat to its neighbors, he then attacked a South Korean island, massed weaponry along their borders and started testing his new ballistic missiles and nuclear weapons.

   Tightening his internal grip on an already starving, poverty stricken, brainwashed and enslaved population he then cemented his position as eternal leader by effectively telling the rest of the world it can kiss his ass because he now has not just one but many atomic bombs, and he plans on using them on the U.S. and anyone else he dislikes - up to and including himself.

 Enthusiastically, he is promising all sorts of other interesting 'Kim' style nastiness if we don't get with his program. There is no other explanation for it, 'Kim' the 'Eternal Leader' of the North Koreans lives, and again, and again, and is a clone. This has to be the most devious and longest publicly unnoticed deception anyone's ever done in history, right under the noses of every nation on earth


  Get ready for yet more oppression, militarization, neighbor attacking, leader worshiping, brainwashing, no street light having, starving North Korea, and maybe even some nuclear attacks on the US- because 'Kim's' ride doesn't seem to be quite over yet.

Perhaps worst of all, Kim once again drags Dennis Rodman back into the public spotlight.

Really Kim? that's it. It's regime change time for you- enough's enough!

Kim loves denni

The thing we must ask ourselves is whether we can stomach anyone this evil to run a country for not just one or two, but three lifetimes, despite his obvious entertainment value? Another is this; What about his clone army?

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